feat: tägliche KI-generierte Fake-Startup-Seite mit Archiv und Auflösungsseite
MOBEA ist jeden Tag ein anderes Startup: Ein Generator-Container erzeugt 1x täglich via OpenRouter Texte und via Pixazo SDXL ein Hero-Bild, rendert statisches HTML nach public/ (nginx) und archiviert alle Ausgaben unter /archiv. Alle CTAs führen auf die Satire-Auflösung unter /echt-jetzt/. Co-authored-by: Cursor <cursoragent@cursor.com>
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Frank Schwenk
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="de">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
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<meta name="robots" content="noindex">
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<title>Echt jetzt? – MOBEA</title>
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<style>
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*, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; }
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:root {
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--bg: #12141a;
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--bg-soft: #1a1d26;
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--text: #e4e6eb;
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--text-muted: #9aa0ad;
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--accent: #c9a227;
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--accent-hover: #ddb83a;
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--border: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.08);
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--max-width: 42rem;
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}
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html {
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font-size: 100%;
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-webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;
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}
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body {
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min-height: 100vh;
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background: var(--bg);
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background-image:
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radial-gradient(ellipse 80% 50% at 50% -20%, rgba(201, 162, 39, 0.07), transparent),
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radial-gradient(ellipse 60% 40% at 100% 100%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.02), transparent);
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color: var(--text);
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font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif;
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font-size: 1.0625rem;
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line-height: 1.65;
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-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
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}
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.wrap {
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max-width: var(--max-width);
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margin: 0 auto;
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padding: 3rem 1.5rem 4rem;
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}
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.curtain-badge {
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display: inline-flex;
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align-items: center;
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gap: 0.5rem;
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font-size: 0.8125rem;
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font-weight: 500;
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letter-spacing: 0.06em;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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color: var(--accent);
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margin-bottom: 2rem;
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opacity: 0.9;
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: clamp(1.875rem, 5vw, 2.5rem);
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font-weight: 700;
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line-height: 1.2;
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letter-spacing: -0.02em;
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margin-bottom: 1.75rem;
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}
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.lead {
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font-size: 1.125rem;
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color: var(--text-muted);
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margin-bottom: 3rem;
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}
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.lead strong {
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color: var(--text);
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font-weight: 600;
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}
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section {
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margin-bottom: 2.75rem;
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}
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section h2 {
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font-size: 1rem;
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font-weight: 600;
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letter-spacing: 0.04em;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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color: var(--accent);
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margin-bottom: 0.875rem;
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}
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section p {
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color: var(--text-muted);
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}
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section p + p {
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margin-top: 0.875rem;
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}
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.archive-block {
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background: var(--bg-soft);
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border: 1px solid var(--border);
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border-radius: 0.75rem;
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padding: 1.75rem 1.5rem;
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margin-bottom: 2.75rem;
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}
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.archive-block h2 {
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font-size: 1.25rem;
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font-weight: 600;
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text-transform: none;
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letter-spacing: -0.01em;
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color: var(--text);
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margin-bottom: 0.625rem;
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}
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.archive-block p {
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font-size: 0.9375rem;
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color: var(--text-muted);
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margin-bottom: 1.25rem;
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}
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.actions {
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display: flex;
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flex-direction: column;
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gap: 0.875rem;
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margin-bottom: 3rem;
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}
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.btn {
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display: inline-flex;
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align-items: center;
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justify-content: center;
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gap: 0.5rem;
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padding: 0.875rem 1.375rem;
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font-size: 0.9375rem;
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font-weight: 600;
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text-decoration: none;
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border-radius: 0.5rem;
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transition: background 0.15s ease, color 0.15s ease, border-color 0.15s ease, transform 0.1s ease;
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}
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.btn:active {
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transform: scale(0.98);
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}
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.btn-primary {
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background: var(--accent);
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color: #1a1508;
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border: 1px solid var(--accent);
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}
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.btn-primary:hover {
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background: var(--accent-hover);
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border-color: var(--accent-hover);
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}
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.btn-secondary {
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background: transparent;
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color: var(--text);
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border: 1px solid var(--border);
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}
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.btn-secondary:hover {
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border-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.18);
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background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.04);
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}
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footer {
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padding-top: 2rem;
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border-top: 1px solid var(--border);
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}
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footer p {
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font-size: 0.8125rem;
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color: var(--text-muted);
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line-height: 1.6;
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}
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@media (min-width: 480px) {
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.wrap {
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padding: 4rem 2rem 5rem;
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}
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.actions {
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flex-direction: row;
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flex-wrap: wrap;
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}
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.btn {
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flex: 1 1 auto;
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}
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="wrap">
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<p class="curtain-badge" aria-hidden="true">🎭 Hinter dem Vorhang</p>
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<h1>Oh. Du hast das wirklich geglaubt?</h1>
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<p class="lead">
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<strong>MOBEA ist kein Startup.</strong> MOBEA ist jeden Tag ein anderes Startup –
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eine täglich von einer KI neu erfundene, todernst vorgetragene Fake-Firma.
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Es gibt nichts zu kaufen, niemanden zu kontaktieren, und das Impressum führt …
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nun ja, hierher.
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</p>
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<section aria-labelledby="how-heading">
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<h2 id="how-heading">Wie funktioniert das?</h2>
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<p>
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Eine KI würfelt jeden Tag Themen – Tech-Buzzwords, Esoterik, harmlose Verschwörungen,
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Coaching-Sprech und was sonst noch im Buzzword-Bingo steht – und erfindet dazu ein
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Startup samt Preisen, Testimonials und Kennzahlen. Alles frei erfunden.
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</p>
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<p>
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Jede Ähnlichkeit mit echten Startups ist rein zufällig, aber statistisch
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schwer vermeidbar. 😬
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</p>
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</section>
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<aside class="archive-block" aria-labelledby="archive-heading">
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<h2 id="archive-heading">Unsere bisherigen Pivots</h2>
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<p>
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Jeden Tag ein neues Gesicht – und irgendwo liegt das Archiv aller
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vergangenen Inkarnationen. Diese Seite ist der einzige Ort, der dorthin verlinkt.
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</p>
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<a class="btn btn-primary" href="/archiv">Zum geheimen Archiv</a>
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</aside>
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<nav class="actions" aria-label="Navigation">
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<a class="btn btn-secondary" href="/">Zurück zum heutigen Startup – morgen sind wir wer anderes.</a>
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</nav>
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<footer>
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<p>
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Kein echtes Impressum nötig? Doch: MOBEA ist ein privates Satireprojekt –
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ohne Tracking, ohne Cookies, ohne Datensammlung.
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Die Cookie-Banner sind übrigens auch Satire. Wir speichern nichts.
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Nicht mal deine Enttäuschung.
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</p>
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</footer>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html>
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User-agent: *
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Disallow: /archiv
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