3558739e07
Replace ops beacon with sarcastic standalone landing page, centered layout, no leaked data; update SITE.md that monitoring lives elsewhere. Co-authored-by: Cursor <cursoragent@cursor.com>
240 lines
7.2 KiB
PHP
240 lines
7.2 KiB
PHP
<?php
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declare(strict_types=1);
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header('Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8');
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header('X-Robots-Tag: noindex');
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$jahr = (int) date('Y');
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?>
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="de">
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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
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<title>0012</title>
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<style>
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*, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; }
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:root {
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--bg: #0a0a0a;
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--fg: #e8e8e8;
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--dim: #666;
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--line: #333;
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--acid: #c8ff00;
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--blood: #ff2a2a;
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}
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html { font-size: 16px; }
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body {
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min-height: 100vh;
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background: var(--bg);
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color: var(--fg);
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font-family: "IBM Plex Mono", "Courier New", monospace;
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line-height: 1.45;
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padding: 0 clamp(1rem, 4vw, 3rem);
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}
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.wrap {
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width: 100%;
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max-width: 42rem;
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margin: 0 auto;
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min-height: 100vh;
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border-left: 4px solid var(--acid);
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border-right: 1px solid var(--line);
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}
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header {
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border-bottom: 1px solid var(--line);
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padding: 2rem 1.5rem 1.5rem;
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}
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.logo {
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font-size: clamp(4rem, 18vw, 9rem);
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font-weight: 700;
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letter-spacing: -0.06em;
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line-height: 0.85;
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color: var(--fg);
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}
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.logo span { color: var(--acid); }
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.claim {
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margin-top: 1rem;
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font-size: 0.85rem;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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letter-spacing: 0.2em;
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color: var(--dim);
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}
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section {
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border-bottom: 1px solid var(--line);
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padding: 1.5rem;
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}
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h2 {
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font-size: 0.7rem;
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font-weight: 400;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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letter-spacing: 0.25em;
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color: var(--dim);
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margin-bottom: 1rem;
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}
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p { margin-bottom: 0.75rem; }
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p:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }
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.blink {
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animation: blink 1.2s step-end infinite;
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color: var(--blood);
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}
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@keyframes blink { 50% { opacity: 0; } }
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.grid {
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display: grid;
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grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;
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gap: 0;
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border: 1px solid var(--line);
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}
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@media (max-width: 520px) {
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.grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
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.cell { border-right: none; }
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}
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.cell {
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padding: 1rem 1.25rem;
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border-right: 1px solid var(--line);
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border-bottom: 1px solid var(--line);
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font-size: 0.8rem;
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}
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.cell:nth-child(2n) { border-right: none; }
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.cell strong {
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display: block;
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font-size: 0.65rem;
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letter-spacing: 0.15em;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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color: var(--dim);
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margin-bottom: 0.4rem;
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}
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.cell em { color: var(--acid); font-style: normal; }
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.cell s { color: var(--dim); }
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blockquote {
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border-left: 3px solid var(--blood);
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padding: 0 0 0 1rem;
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color: var(--dim);
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font-size: 0.9rem;
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}
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.meter {
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display: flex;
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align-items: stretch;
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height: 12px;
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border: 1px solid var(--line);
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margin-top: 0.5rem;
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}
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.meter-fill {
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width: 3%;
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background: var(--acid);
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}
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.meter-rest {
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flex: 1;
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background: repeating-linear-gradient(
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90deg,
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var(--line) 0,
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var(--line) 2px,
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transparent 2px,
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transparent 6px
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);
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}
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footer {
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padding: 1.5rem;
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font-size: 0.7rem;
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color: var(--dim);
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letter-spacing: 0.05em;
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}
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footer a { color: var(--dim); }
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.cursor {
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display: inline-block;
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width: 0.55em;
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height: 1em;
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background: var(--fg);
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vertical-align: text-bottom;
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margin-left: 2px;
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animation: blink 0.9s step-end infinite;
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}
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.warn {
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background: var(--blood);
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color: var(--bg);
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padding: 0.35rem 0.6rem;
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font-size: 0.65rem;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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letter-spacing: 0.12em;
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display: inline-block;
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margin-bottom: 1rem;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="wrap">
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<header>
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<div class="logo">00<span>12</span></div>
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<p class="claim">Eine Website · kein Inhalt · keine Entschuldigung</p>
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</header>
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<section>
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<div class="warn">Status: unbelegt</div>
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<p>
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Willkommen auf 0012.de. Hier entsteht irgendwann etwas.
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Was genau, ist noch nicht entschieden — und das ist halb Strategie, halb Bequemlichkeit.
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</p>
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</section>
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<section>
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<h2>Was wir anbieten</h2>
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<div class="grid">
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<div class="cell">
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<strong>Produkt</strong>
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<s>Alles</s> Noch nichts.<br>
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Aber mit Überzeugung.
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</div>
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<div class="cell">
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<strong>Support</strong>
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Schreiben Sie an die Leere.<br>
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Antwortzeit: <em>∞</em>
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</div>
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<div class="cell">
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<strong>Preise</strong>
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Kostenlos.<br>
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Der Preis ist Ihre Zeit, die Sie gerade verschwenden.
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</div>
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<div class="cell">
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<strong>Datenschutz</strong>
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Wir sammeln nichts.<br>
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Nicht aus Tugend — aus Inkompetenz.
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</div>
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</div>
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</section>
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<section>
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<h2>Roadmap <?= $jahr ?>–<?= $jahr + 3 ?></h2>
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<p>Q1 — Idee haben<br>Q2 — Idee vergessen<br>Q3 — Diese Seite<br>Q4 — Sie lesen das</p>
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<p>Fortschritt zur „finalen Vision“:</p>
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<div class="meter"><div class="meter-fill"></div><div class="meter-rest"></div></div>
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<p style="margin-top:0.5rem;font-size:0.75rem;color:var(--dim);">3 % · gerundet von 0 %</p>
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</section>
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<section>
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<h2>Pressestimmen (intern)</h2>
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<blockquote>
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„Sieht aus wie eine Website.“ — Entwickler, bezahlt<br><br>
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„0012 — eine Zahl vor dem Fehler.“ — Logfile, 03:14 Uhr<br><br>
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„Wenigstens keine Comic Sans.“ — Besucher mit Standards
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</blockquote>
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</section>
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<section>
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<h2>Live</h2>
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<p>
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<span class="blink">■</span>
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System operational · Inhalt pending · Bedeutung not found
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<span class="cursor"></span>
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</p>
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<p style="font-size:0.8rem;color:var(--dim);margin-top:1rem;">
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Keine IPs. Keine Tokens. Nichts auf dem Server, der Ihnen zulächelt.
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Nur diese Seite — und Ihr schlechtes Gewissen, noch nicht weiterzuklicken.
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</p>
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</section>
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<footer>
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© <?= $jahr ?> 0012.de · Impressum folgt, wenn jemand klagt
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</footer>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html>
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